Erich looks at everyone while grabbing her crotch and goes: "Oh yeah? Oh YEA?.. well ... right HERE buddy!.. fuggin Arches and their fuggin rules and schitt."

Rookie: her crotch?

Erich: yes

Erich: some asshole wizard changed my gender

Ahab: I am that asshole!

Ahab: er, wait

The ghost of Legolis: hrm...im wondering if newbie has wood blocks in his car so that he can reach the pedals

Trinity was wondering if those kinds of thought are why you are a ghost.

Fijinx: lol

Fijinx: Hey... don't play if you can't take it

Fijinx: :o)

Newbie agrees with Fijinx wholeheartedly.

Newbie: stop suiciding so I can kill you a few times

Newbie winks.

Fijinx: lol

Trinity pats Newbie.

The ghost of Legolis: dude, no matter how many pkills you get, you will still be a midget little dicked asian in real life =)

Newbie: I am Sublime please dont kill me

Newbie: I will suicided

Newbie: booo hooo

Fijinx: lol...

Newbie waves sublime stupid bitch.

Fijinx: You didn't see me whine when your bitch asses ganged up on me..

Fijinx: it's all part of the game :o)

Newbie laFs.

Newbie: please dont hunt me I am cole I will quit

Newbie bursts into tears.
Waaaaahhhhh!!!

The ghost of Legolis: hey newbie, do they have a special short bench in the gym for you to work out on? one that lets your feet hang over the end?

Newbie: please dont make me quit I am such a loser my name is cole

The ghost of Legolis: btw whered you get your vest? i want one for my sister

The ghost of Legolis: fuck i guess id want to own a mud too if i looked like asian mini-me in real life =)

Fijinx: What... instead you're a white mini-me?

Fijinx: Go play realmsmud.. I hear they like pussies over there

The ghost of Legolis: dude, fijinx, everyone knows you are just talking shit cuz you want to suck newbie's microscopic asian penis in order for him not to gore you

Inca tackles Newbie to the ground.

Fijinx: lol... No.. I just like to bog at lamers like you

Fijinx: Why do you gang up on people

Fijinx: then whine like a bitch when you die?

Fijinx: I don't get it.

Fijinx: Go back to playing dominoes

Newbie: Coletheloser told you: you can change your title now\

Newbie: Coletheloser told you: wowie you still wont talk to me

Newbie: poor thing

Blackblade sighs.

Newbie: even made a char that state that he is a loser

Newbie starts rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Newbie: dont cry cole

Newbie: make a nother big char so I can come back in a month and cycle you again

Newbie: if you can

Newbie winks.

The ghost of Legolis: well, if i did come back in a month, i know youd be here =) because this is the only world you can be big man in...

Fijinx: wow.. that only took 2 minutes

Newbie laFs.

Newbie: he is a quick one

Newbie: iq of 3

Newbie laFs.

Darkseed: what is for sale here?

The ghost of Legolis: awww he was getting angry

Onoda: spite, bile

Darkseed: oh I was looking for the wood

Wildhart: 5 coins for the bile

Darkseed: guess not

Wildhart: i've had trouble digesting my fats.

Prophet: finally, my eval is double my deaths

Skorch: i can fix that bug

Prophet: it's no bug

Ahab: sounds like a bug to me

Prophet: no really it isn't

Ahab: are yuo a wizard prophet?

Prophet: maybe I am maybe I'm not

Prophet: are you a frob ahab?

Ahab: Name: Prophet Level: Mortal

Prophet: that's a bug

Ahab: canada's military is about as important as a bucket of hair

Ransom: Canada's special forces kick ass

Prophet: nog Ransom we'll send in our snipers

Ahab: except their snip0rs

Purge: hey fuck you ahab

Ransom: radmobile

Prophet nods nog nog JTF-2 JTF-2.

Purge: canada got rid of the baldwins

Luger: if someone put a knife to your throat and asked for a bucket of hair, then a bucket of hair would be really important

Ahab: yeah but with my hair there's no way I could fill a bucket

Luger: guess you're shit out of luck

Ahab: unless it was a teeny tiny bucket

Purge: i bet you could with yer pubes ahab

Ahab: if I had a big mullet like yuo it'd be no problem luger

Purge: i bet you braid it

Luger: i bet its a big old fro

Ahab: fear my pubic fro

Purge: no shit

Luger: with symbiotic relationships goin on inside

Kordell: this si ludacris'

Kordell: well im busted

Torr: the rapper?

Sophie: That they can go on and on about find v. locate?

Cisco: wah happen?

Ahab: got caught pr0nsurfing on teh job?

Pyra: he didnt know the asnwer to a question

Kordell: my three jobs found each other out

Cisco: thats what it sounds like to me

Ahab laFs at Kordell.

Sophie: How did they do that?

Kordell: i need to leave one to go to teh othar in an hour

Kordell: but i dunno how im gonna sneak out

David goes, "Fucking fear."

Sophie: Is your work time overlapping or no?

Pyra: how did you do it before?

Kordell: ya

Kordell: today im definitely triplebilling

Sly: hold up

Kordell: im milk d yo top billin

Sly: kordell speak slowly ... wtf did you just say?

Torr: i'm gizmo

Kordell: boss #2 was cool with it

Kordell: he admitted that he had side werk too

Kordell: and offered me job #4

David: he's pimpin' out three girls at once, and collecting on all 3. or something.

Sly: is this the stall rapper ?

David rolls on the floor whimpering, "job 4... oh jeezus job 4.." and laughing uncontrollably.

Kordell: people tink i jamaycan tho

David: you talk likea jamaycan, mon?

Sophie: do jamaicans work 10 jobs?

Cisco: nah jamaicans are lazy fucks

Torr: that was a good snl skit

Kordell: ya man

Hodge: I've hit traffic on I-90 to WI and almost pissed myself cuz I couldnt get off the highway

Hodge: I now know what it means to have to piss so bad you feel your teeth floating

Ransom: I woulda rather had the fear of pissing myself then the fear of liquid shitting myself

Hodge: i dealt with shitting myself ages ago

Ransom: eh

Hodge: got off from mcdonalds way back in the day, had some brocolli cheese soup before I left, was a 20 minute walk home, got about 5 minutes into the walk and went 'wow I gotta shit! but i can make it home before anything bad happens!'

Hodge: i was wrong

Hodge: walking when your ass is about to explode is the most difficult thing in the world

Ransom: ow

Hodge: on the bright side it was dark, no one was out, and no one was at home when I got there

Ransom: that's lucky

Hodge agrees with everything in general.

Dent: Hodge, perhaps you should have taken that secret to your grave

Ransom: I tend to agree with Dent but I'm amused

Ahab: hodge today has been a day of pitying you more and more as the day goes on

Erich: what does this mean

Erich: Sorry, the MySQL daemon appears to be down

Ahab: it means you are a fucking retard

David: wow, ahab's gettin' mean in his old age

Erich: really?

Erich: ahab has never been nice

Erich: But what does it mean ahab

Ahab: s/old age/last week at this job/

Erich: o

Erich: Why is your last week?

David chants, "fired! fired! fired!"

Erich: ouch

Ahab shakes his head at David.

Ahab: laid off

Prophet coughs ssds.

David: (oh wait, that's different... damn beavis lines stuck in my head. ;-)

Prophet: bye bye t0mb ra1d3r ceo

Torr: laid off is a little different than being fired

Erich: ?

David: Erich: It probably means your MySQL daemon isn't running. aww, shit, he left channel

Declan: it means he was trying to check out bash.org

Torr: i don't think "mysql daemon" is in his vocabulary

Ahab: yeah laid off and fired are different

Ahab: but both still kinda suck

Prophet: both mean "not working"

Torr goes, "Aye."

Declan: so maybe the daemon was laid off ;)

Skorch goes, "Hey, where the hell are you going, Ahab?"
Ahab goes, "To get laid, where the hell are you going?"

Inkeyes: omg omg!

Inkeyes: dude i just ate that weird packet in the beef jerky bag.. AGAIN!

Luke: the preserving salt thing that absorbs moisture ?

Inkeyes: am I going to die??? dude i feel sick

Watcher: dude if you really ate that you need to call poison control

Luke: ick, nah just drink some water

Watcher: that shit is poisonous

Luke: its not poisonous

Inkeyes: I'm dizzy...

Inkeyes: I'm comin Drama!

Watcher: luke is right i googled..

Watcher: wont kill you

Inkeyes: i feel sick

Luke: just drink a little extra water

Watcher: but could rip your stomach out through poroous holes of bloody masses

Luke: you may feel sick but you

Luke: youll live

Luke: its like eating sand

Inkeyes: i love you man.... I'm sorry about 'that thing' we had

Luke: the gay sex ? never say you are sorry