You are carrying:
a BOGLEG
> help filchweed

Professor Filchweed is the holy leader of the Red Gnomes.  Once he was
just a professor of sociology, but now that he is public enemy #1 he has
gone into hiding.

> search professor

Filchweed has gone underground.  His hideout has a peephole in the towne
center statue.  You may have sensed him looking at you.

> help statue_