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Hall of Shame
   Many famous and infamous characters can be found in these halls.
> i
You are carrying:
a BOGLEG
> Bogleg celebrities

EotL satisfies our need to parody those we love:

The Bridge of the Starcoop Enterpoultry
    This is the walkway that winds around the bridge of the Starcoop
Enterpoultry.  Stacks of computer equipment stand along the walls of the
bridge.  Various lights seem to be blinking at odd intervals.

---- Obvious exits are: northeast, south.
Commander Wharf, chief of security of the Enterpoultry.
> l m
This is the chief of security of the Enterpoultry.  He wears his official
uniform.  He also tends to keep his favorite cappon.  He is one of the
strongest, buffest chickens you have ever seen, although he does have some
strange facial deformities.  He claims it to be a stain from his caruncles
side of the family.

Commander Wharf is a klinghen and is in perfect condition.
It is carrying:
a large powercell for rifles (400/400)
a large powercell for rifles (400/400)
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The Bridge of the Enterpoultry <e,sw>
Mr. Bok, the Enterpoultry's Science Officer.
> l m
This is Mr. Bok, the ship's science officer.  His feathers are more pointed
than most chickens, and he utilizes logic in all his decisions.  Due to the
habit the MUD population has of killing anything they can find, he has been
forced to go armed.  It is only logical.

Mr. Bok is a vulchen and is in perfect condition.
It is carrying:
a laser pistol cell (50/50)
a laser pistol cell (50/50)
> Mr. Bok says: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Entrance to the Bridge of the Starcoop Enterpoultry <n,e,w>
> n
The Bridge of the Starcoop Enterpoultry
    This is where the captain of the Starcoop sits and gives orders.  It
appears the standard issue captain's chair has been replaced by a Laz-E-Boy
recliner.  There is a drink holder and magazine pocket available.  It is in
three designer colors: coal black, steel grey, and powder blue.  The colors
chosen clash dreadfully with the rest of the ship.  What kind of captain does
this ship have that he cannot even do interior design?  The ensign's post is
directly forward from here.  The big-screen is on the front wall.

---- The only obvious exit is south.
Captain Cluck, commander of the starcoop, Enterpoultry.
> l m
This is the studly figure of the Ship's Captain, Cluck.  All The chicks dig
him.  He is suave, deboinaire, and definately the cock of the walk.  He
roosts upon the Laz-E-Boy he had installed in place of the standard captain's
chair.

James T. Cluck is a chicken and is in perfect condition.
It is carrying:
a laser pistol cell (50/50)
a laser pistol cell (50/50)



And to lash out at those we hate:


You say: deck 10
> The Turbolift begins to move.
The Turbolift gently stops and you exit through the doors.
Entrance to Deck 10
    You stand on the entrance to Deck 10 of the Enterprise, right in front of
the turbolift.  You've heard that this deck houses the ever-popular
10-forward, a recreational bar and restaurant, which is located to the west
of here.  There is also a major transporter room to the north, and
school-yards to the east and south.

---- Obvious exits are: east, north, south, turbolift, west.
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A Hallway <n,w>
> n
Entrance to the Elementary School <n,s,e,w>
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A Classroom
    This classroom has many diagrams shown on the various monitors.  From
what you remember, this is where Wesley Crusher, the annoying brat comes to
do most of his Hyperthermal Dynamic Calculus studies, dealing with the
rotational energy of the Warp Core.  You become dizzy just looking at all of
the formulas.  Maybe if you're lucky Wesley himself will be here and you can
kill him to make yourself feel better.

---- The only obvious exit is south.
Wesley Crusher.
a teacher.
> l wesley
This is Ensign Wesley Crusher, son of Dr. Beverly Crusher.  He is one of the
most annoying people aboard the Enterprise.  He stands at about 5 1/2 feet
tall and weighs about 140 pounds.  This is somebody you would take much
pleasure in killing.

Wesley Crusher is a human and is in perfect condition.
It is carrying:
nothing.
> s
Entrance to the Elementary School <n,s,e,w>
> sg n
You jump up, grab a vine, and swing heroically to the north!

A Classroom <s>
Wesley Crusher.
a teacher.
You make an amazing entrance!
You say: ha-HA!
Wesley Crusher is momentarily suprised by your entry!
You dice Wesley Crusher's left arm hard.
You attack with your blade.
You mangle Wesley Crusher's right arm.
You carve Wesley Crusher's chest.
You attack with your blade.
You freak out on Wesley Crusher's neck causing profuse bleeding!
You graze Wesley Crusher's left foot.
You attack with your blade.
You mangle Wesley Crusher's left foot extremely hard.
You carve Wesley Crusher's right hand causing profuse bleeding!
You slice Wesley Crusher's left shoulder causing profuse bleeding!
a teacher is momentarily suprised by your entry!
You carve Wesley Crusher's stomach hard.
You attack with your blade.
You mutilate chunks of flesh from Wesley Crusher's left calf.
You killed Wesley Crusher!
You rake Teacher's right calf very hard.
You attack with your blade.
You dice Teacher's neck.
You mangle Teacher's left thigh hard.
You attack with your blade.
You graze Teacher's head.
You miss Teacher.
You carve Teacher's stomach.
You gash Teacher's left calf deeply!
You gash Teacher's neck deeply!
You mutilate Teacher's right calf hard.
You carve Teacher's right hand very hard.
You attack with your blade.
You rake Teacher's right foot.
You gash Teacher's right thigh deeply!
You killed Teacher!

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