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> l Channel Logs Listen, learn, laugh, bogleg. > i You are carrying: a BOGLEG > Bogleg channels EotL is all about chat: (and a little player killing) ((Newbie)) Erich looks at everyone while grabbing her crotch and goes: "Oh yeah? Oh YEA?.. well ... right HERE buddy!.. fuggin Arches and their fuggin rules and schitt." ((Newbie)) Rookie: her crotch? ((Newbie)) Erich: yes ((Newbie)) Erich: some asshole wizard changed my gender ((Newbie)) Ahab: I am that asshole! ((Newbie)) Ahab: er, wait <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: hrm...im wondering if newbie has wood blocks in his car so that he can reach the pedals <Auction> Trinity was wondering if those kinds of thought are why you are a ghost. <Auction> Fijinx: lol <Auction> Fijinx: Hey... don't play if you can't take it <Auction> Fijinx: :o) <Auction> Newbie agrees with Fijinx wholeheartedly. <Auction> Newbie: stop suiciding so I can kill you a few times <Auction> Newbie winks. <Auction> Fijinx: lol <Auction> Trinity pats Newbie. <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: dude, no matter how many pkills you get, you will still be a midget little dicked asian in real life =) <Auction> Newbie: I am Sublime please dont kill me <Auction> Newbie: I will suicided <Auction> Newbie: booo hooo <Auction> Fijinx: lol... <Auction> Newbie waves sublime stupid bitch. <Auction> Fijinx: You didn't see me whine when your bitch asses ganged up on me.. <Auction> Fijinx: it's all part of the game :o) <Auction> Newbie laFs. <Auction> Newbie: please dont hunt me I am cole I will quit <Auction> Newbie bursts into tears. Waaaaahhhhh!!! <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: hey newbie, do they have a special short bench in the gym for you to work out on? one that lets your feet hang over the end? <Auction> Newbie: please dont make me quit I am such a loser my name is cole <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: btw whered you get your vest? i want one for my sister <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: fuck i guess id want to own a mud too if i looked like asian mini-me in real life =) <Auction> Fijinx: What... instead you're a white mini-me? <Auction> Fijinx: Go play realmsmud.. I hear they like pussies over there <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: dude, fijinx, everyone knows you are just talking shit cuz you want to suck newbie's microscopic asian penis in order for him not to gore you <Auction> Inca tackles Newbie to the ground. <Auction> Fijinx: lol... No.. I just like to bog at lamers like you <Auction> Fijinx: Why do you gang up on people <Auction> Fijinx: then whine like a bitch when you die? <Auction> Fijinx: I don't get it. <Auction> Fijinx: Go back to playing dominoes <Auction> Newbie: Coletheloser told you: you can change your title now\ <Auction> Newbie: Coletheloser told you: wowie you still wont talk to me <Auction> Newbie: poor thing <Auction> Blackblade sighs. <Auction> Newbie: even made a char that state that he is a loser <Auction> Newbie starts rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. <Auction> Newbie: dont cry cole <Auction> Newbie: make a nother big char so I can come back in a month and cycle you again <Auction> Newbie: if you can <Auction> Newbie winks. <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: well, if i did come back in a month, i know youd be here =) because this is the only world you can be big man in... <Auction> Fijinx: wow.. that only took 2 minutes <Auction> Newbie laFs. <Auction> Newbie: he is a quick one <Auction> Newbie: iq of 3 <Auction> Newbie laFs. <Auction> Darkseed: what is for sale here? [ChDaemon] Newbie has left auction. <Auction> The ghost of Legolis: awww he was getting angry <Auction> Onoda: spite, bile <Auction> Darkseed: oh I was looking for the wood <Auction> Wildhart: 5 coins for the bile <Auction> Darkseed: guess not <Auction> Wildhart: i've had trouble digesting my fats. ((Newbie)) Prophet: finally, my eval is double my deaths ((Newbie)) Skorch: i can fix that bug ((Newbie)) Prophet: it's no bug ((Newbie)) Ahab: sounds like a bug to me ((Newbie)) Prophet: no really it isn't ((Newbie)) Ahab: are yuo a wizard prophet? ((Newbie)) Prophet: maybe I am maybe I'm not ((Newbie)) Prophet: are you a frob ahab? ((Newbie)) Ahab: Name: Prophet Level: Mortal ((Newbie)) Prophet: that's a bug <Gossip> Ahab: canada's military is about as important as a bucket of hair <Gossip> Ransom: Canada's special forces kick ass <Gossip> Prophet: nog Ransom we'll send in our snipers <Gossip> Ahab: except their snip0rs <Gossip> Purge: hey fuck you ahab <Gossip> Ransom: radmobile <Gossip> Prophet nods nog nog JTF-2 JTF-2. <Gossip> Purge: canada got rid of the baldwins <Gossip> Luger: if someone put a knife to your throat and asked for a bucket of hair, then a bucket of hair would be really important <Gossip> Ahab: yeah but with my hair there's no way I could fill a bucket <Gossip> Luger: guess you're shit out of luck <Gossip> Ahab: unless it was a teeny tiny bucket <Gossip> Purge: i bet you could with yer pubes ahab <Gossip> Ahab: if I had a big mullet like yuo it'd be no problem luger <Gossip> Purge: i bet you braid it <Gossip> Luger: i bet its a big old fro <Gossip> Ahab: fear my pubic fro <Gossip> Purge: no shit <Gossip> Luger: with symbiotic relationships goin on inside +=Tech=+ Kordell: this si ludacris' +=Tech=+ Kordell: well im busted +=Tech=+ Torr: the rapper? +=Tech=+ Sophie: That they can go on and on about find v. locate? +=Tech=+ Cisco: wah happen? +=Tech=+ Ahab: got caught pr0nsurfing on teh job? +=Tech=+ Pyra: he didnt know the asnwer to a question +=Tech=+ Kordell: my three jobs found each other out +=Tech=+ Cisco: thats what it sounds like to me +=Tech=+ Ahab laFs at Kordell. +=Tech=+ Sophie: How did they do that? +=Tech=+ Kordell: i need to leave one to go to teh othar in an hour +=Tech=+ Kordell: but i dunno how im gonna sneak out +=Tech=+ David goes, "Fucking fear." +=Tech=+ Sophie: Is your work time overlapping or no? +=Tech=+ Pyra: how did you do it before? +=Tech=+ Kordell: ya +=Tech=+ Kordell: today im definitely triplebilling +=Tech=+ Sly: hold up +=Tech=+ Kordell: im milk d yo top billin +=Tech=+ Sly: kordell speak slowly ... wtf did you just say? +=Tech=+ Torr: i'm gizmo +=Tech=+ Kordell: boss #2 was cool with it +=Tech=+ Kordell: he admitted that he had side werk too +=Tech=+ Kordell: and offered me job #4 +=Tech=+ David: he's pimpin' out three girls at once, and collecting on all 3. or something. +=Tech=+ Sly: is this the stall rapper ? +=Tech=+ David rolls on the floor whimpering, "job 4... oh jeezus job 4.." and laughing uncontrollably. +=Tech=+ Kordell: people tink i jamaycan tho +=Tech=+ David: you talk likea jamaycan, mon? +=Tech=+ Sophie: do jamaicans work 10 jobs? +=Tech=+ Cisco: nah jamaicans are lazy fucks +=Tech=+ Torr: that was a good snl skit +=Tech=+ Kordell: ya man <Gossip> Hodge: I've hit traffic on I-90 to WI and almost pissed myself cuz I couldnt get off the highway <Gossip> Hodge: I now know what it means to have to piss so bad you feel your teeth floating <Gossip> Ransom: I woulda rather had the fear of pissing myself then the fear of liquid shitting myself <Gossip> Hodge: i dealt with shitting myself ages ago <Gossip> Ransom: eh <Gossip> Hodge: got off from mcdonalds way back in the day, had some brocolli cheese soup before I left, was a 20 minute walk home, got about 5 minutes into the walk and went 'wow I gotta shit! but i can make it home before anything bad happens!' <Gossip> Hodge: i was wrong <Gossip> Hodge: walking when your ass is about to explode is the most difficult thing in the world <Gossip> Ransom: ow <Gossip> Hodge: on the bright side it was dark, no one was out, and no one was at home when I got there <Gossip> Ransom: that's lucky <Gossip> Hodge agrees with everything in general. <Gossip> Dent: Hodge, perhaps you should have taken that secret to your grave <Gossip> Ransom: I tend to agree with Dent but I'm amused <Gossip> Ahab: hodge today has been a day of pitying you more and more as the day goes on +=Tech=+ Erich: what does this mean +=Tech=+ Erich: Sorry, the MySQL daemon appears to be down +=Tech=+ Ahab: it means you are a fucking retard +=Tech=+ David: wow, ahab's gettin' mean in his old age +=Tech=+ Erich: really? +=Tech=+ Erich: ahab has never been nice +=Tech=+ Erich: But what does it mean ahab +=Tech=+ Ahab: s/old age/last week at this job/ +=Tech=+ Erich: o +=Tech=+ Erich: Why is your last week? +=Tech=+ David chants, "fired! fired! fired!" +=Tech=+ Erich: ouch +=Tech=+ Ahab shakes his head at David. +=Tech=+ Ahab: laid off +=Tech=+ Prophet coughs ssds. +=Tech=+ David: (oh wait, that's different... damn beavis lines stuck in my head. ;-) +=Tech=+ Prophet: bye bye t0mb ra1d3r ceo +=Tech=+ Torr: laid off is a little different than being fired +=Tech=+ Erich: ? [ChDaemon] Erich has left tech. +=Tech=+ David: Erich: It probably means your MySQL daemon isn't running. aww, shit, he left channel +=Tech=+ Declan: it means he was trying to check out bash.org +=Tech=+ Torr: i don't think "mysql daemon" is in his vocabulary +=Tech=+ Ahab: yeah laid off and fired are different +=Tech=+ Ahab: but both still kinda suck +=Tech=+ Prophet: both mean "not working" +=Tech=+ Torr goes, "Aye." +=Tech=+ Declan: so maybe the daemon was laid off ;) +=Tech=+ Skorch goes, "Hey, where the hell are you going, Ahab?" Ahab goes, "To get laid, where the hell are you going?" > quit_ Saving your position . . . Thanks for playing, come back soon!